Wit & Wisdom from The Week Mag.

From the September 21, 2012 edition:

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize.  The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.” – P. G. Wodehouse

“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.” – Oprah Winfrey

“In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.” – Paul Harvey

“Football combines two of the worst things in American life.  It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” – George Will

Onward,  Malcolm