More Wit & Wisdom from The Week Magazine

From the 5/1 and 5/8 editions:

– “Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.” – Thomas Jefferson

– “Hollywood is a place where they give you a thousand dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.” – Marilyn Monroe

– “Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from betting on people.” – W. C. Fields

– “All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.” John Arbuthnot, British satirist

– “Cynics know the cost of everything and the value of nothing.” – Oscar Wilde

– “Humility makes great men twice honorable.” – Benjamin Franklin

– “We must believe in luck. How else can we explain the success of those we do not like?” – Jean Cocteau

Onward, Malcolm Gauld