Lax Blessing

Here’s a sub-cultural New Year blessing from the Patriot Lacrosse Company. (Although I don’t think you have to be a lax-obsessed to appreciate it, it might help.)

A Not So Old Lacrosse Blessing
May ground balls rise up to meet you and shots find the back of the net.
May the sun shine warm upon your face in March,
and a cool breeze follows you in June.
May you be poor in misfortunes and penalties
and rich in blessings and goals.
May you know nothing but happiness
from this day forward.

Onward, Malcolm Gauld